The Nice Guy Ballad

G       320033
G/F#    200033
Em7     022033
Cadd9   x32033
Cmadd9  x31033
F       xx3233

* strum once

[Intro]

x5                      x1
    G   G/F#  Em7 Cadd9 Gm/Bb Gsus2
E|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3---3--| 
B|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3---3--| 
G|--0-x--0-x--0-x--0-x-|--0---0--| 
D|----x----x----x----x-|---------| 
A|----x----x--2-x--3-x-|--1---0--| 
E|--3-x--2-x----x----x-|---------| 

[Verse]
G  Gsus2     x8

G    G/F#         Em7  Cadd9
M’lady, can you hear me?
G                      G/F#     Em7 Cadd9
Please don’t block my number again
            G                    G/F#          Em7             Cadd9
Look, I jumped through all your hoops, we got off on the wrong foot
        G      G/F#    Em7 Cadd9
But I want to prove to you.
          G                 G/F#  Em7 Cadd9
That I’m not obsessed with sex

[Interlude]
G      G/F#   Em7*       Cadd9

[Verse]
G       G/F#    Em7   Cadd9          G        G/F# Em7 Cadd9
Left on seen, another visit to your Facebook gallery
G         G/F#         Em7  Cadd9
This time not to masturbate
      G         G/F#     Em7 Cadd9
But instead to appreciate
G        G/F#          Em7         Cadd9
Something no man could do as well as I can
G               G/F#            Em7 Cadd9
Something that shouldn’t be for free
         G      G/F#  Em7    Cadd9
Because I’m the only guy for you
     G                G/F#   Em7 Cadd9
And you’re the only girl for me

[Chorus]
       Cmadd9*
So then why won’t you
F*
Show me your tits?

[Interlude]
G      G/F#   Em7        Cadd9

[Verse]
          G           G/F#    Em7    Cadd9
That restraining order, was a bit far
G             G/F#       Em7         Cadd9
All I did was attach my tracker onto your car
        G          G/F#   Em7        Cadd9
That’s not a felony, it’s not even a crime
        G            G/F#             Em7        Cadd9*
I just want to make sure you’re not seeing any black guys
   G          G/F#       Em7           Cadd9
Oh, who am I kidding? A girl as pure as you
       G      G/F#          Em7  Cadd9
Would never go for a man like me
         G      G/F#   Em7      Cadd9
Because you are what reality is made of
G        G/F#          Em7
Even the part that’s gritty

[Chorus]
       Cmadd9*
So then why won’t you
F*
Show me your tits?

N.C.
Consensually

[Interlude]
G      G/F#   Em7        Cadd9
(I’m a gentleman what can I say?)
G      G/F#   Em7        Cadd9
(I'm also really mentally stable.)

[Verse]
    G           G/F#     Em7         Cadd9
I’m gonna kill myself if you don’t go out with me
      G         G/F#        Em7          Cadd9
I mean, it’s a stretch but blood is my dichotomy
        G    G/F#    Em7               Cadd9
I mean, come on, I wrote you a fucking song
     G                    G/F#           Em7*          Cadd9*
I wouldn’t have done this if you weren’t an attractive womon.

G      G/F#   Em7        Cadd9
(Not… not that you’re just a woman to me, I mean I'm a really sensitive guy.
G      G/F#   Em7        Cadd9
I can… I can see below the skin.)

[Chorus]
  Cmadd9*
So why won’t you
F*
Show me your tits?

(Repeat Intro for two bars)

[Outro] - Chords played like intro
       G            G/F#  Em7 Cadd9
This isn’t where it ends
    G             G/F#              Em7               Cadd9
We all make our mistakes, and the world will keep on turning
     G           G/F#         Em7       Gm/Bb
It turns a lot slower, when you’re not around
Gsus2
I’ll settle for a picture of your... feet
N.C.