When life is rough, sometimes all you need’s a helping hand
From a giant company that can change the weather and move land
I’ll rescue worlds like the IPC just rescued mine
It’s time to prove myself, now is my moment to shine

The bosses say this planet’s in some trouble
An asteroid nearby has gone astray
Well then, it’s time for us to get there on the double
So we can do what we do best, snatch the danger away!

Let’s make the world a better place
I’ll be the one to save them all, flying through space
Bringing peace from far away
It’s just like the bosses always say
We’re gonna build better tomorrows today!

I'm moving up
And our stocks do well when I do good
Some people don’t want our help
But clearly we’re misunderstood

And now the bosses say this planet’s Sun has faded
They also say it’s rich in gasoline
Well, to be honest, I don’t see how that’s related
But I won’t let these people freeze while I'm on the scene!

Let’s make the world a better place
I’ll be the one to save them all, flying through space
Bringing peace from far away
It’s just like the bosses always say
We’re gonna build better tomorrows today!

Our shareholder value’s getting higher
So what’s this sinking feeling in my chest?
We even took all of another planet’s tires?
I wonder what it’s for
Hey, why’s it so dark?

Was this the point of all our expeditions?
A giant drill that’s aimed right at the Sun?
I guess the IPC thinks that I'm a moron
I’d better move before it kills everyone!

Let’s make the world a better place
Not shoot a drill straight through the Sun and into their face
We bring peace from far away!
Not just make the average people pay
Also why’s it so big?

Who cares if they have debt
That mining the iron from a star will somehow collect?
This is clearly not okay
It’s not what we mean when we say
We’re gonna build better tomorrows today!