[MARVIN]
He hates my wife
I hate his food
He thinks I'm rude but nice
I think he's nice but indiscreet
He thinks I'm sweet
But he treats me kind of funny
I say Whizzer, Whizzer Brown
I see Whizzer going down
Oh, Whizzer, Whizzer Brown
Isn't it delightful playing easy?
Yes, Whizzer, Whizzer Brown
I care
I found your door
We sing out more
And more
And more
And more
And more now
He rubs my neck
I rub his thigh
He asks me why I sweat
I ask him why he bites his nails
And he takes me in his arms
And then he lights another cigarette
I say Whizzer, Whizzer Brown
I see Whizzer going down
Oh Whizzer, Whizzer Brown
Isn't it delightful playing easy?
Yes, Whizzer, Whizzer Brown, I care
I found your door
We sing out more
And more
And more
And more
And more now
Go Whizzer
How about, Whizzer?
Breathe deep, Whizzer
Up and he's going down

[SWEETHEART AND MISS GOLDBERG]
Go Whizzer
How about, Whizzer?
Breathe deep, Whizzer
Up and he's going down

[MARVIN]
He's on his knees
I'm lying flat
Just like a bad idea
He starts to blow
I start to fight
The room is yellow and the bed is white
He's going down
I think I'll die away
He's going down
I think I'll die, die, die
I say Whizzer
Whizzer Brown
I see Whizzer

[LADIES]
Whizzer

[MARVIN]
Going down
(Dance break--with scat vocals)

[MARVIN]
He's going down!

[SWEETHEART AND MISS GOLDBERG]
He's going down!

[MARVIN]
He's going down!

[SWEETHEART AND MISS GOLDBERG]
He's going down!

[MARVIN]
He's going down!

[SWEETHEART AND MISS GOLDBERG]
He's going down!

[MARVIN]
Go, Whizzer
Down!

[ALL THREE]
Down!