Eb D C 
Bb  Ab  Eb  Bb  Eb  
Bb  Ab  Eb  Bb  Eb

[Verse 1]
            Bb
She left me once, she left me twice
            Ab             Eb
She left me three times or more
    Bb                         Eb
But no, she didn't leave me at all
     Bb                          Ab        Eb
It's harder to smile when you've lied to a friend
    Bb                   Eb
But no, it's not hard at all

[Chorus]
        Bb                        Eb           F
So it's back to the house and the wife and the kids
     Gm7            F      Bb
It's high time that she realised
           Eb         F
But no, no it doesn't show
       Gm7     F          Bb
It was lucky I brought my disguise

[Interlude]
Bb  Ab  Eb  Bb  
Eb  D   C   Bb

[Verse 2]
                                    Ab         Eb
Well if things never change I'll be back there again
       Bb                           Eb
I dare say there's some good in the bad
  Bb                     Ab               Eb
Deceit is a friend I've embraced him with ease
         Bb                           Eb
I missed out some of the chances I've had

[Chorus]
        Bb                        Eb           F
So it's back to the house and the wife and the kids
     Gm7            F      Bb
It's high time that she realised
           Eb         F
But no, no it doesn't show
       Gm7     F          Bb
It was lucky I brought my disguise

[Outro]
Bb  Ab  Eb  Bb  
Eb  Ab  Eb  Bb  
Eb  D   C   Bb

Bb  Ab  Eb  Bb  
Eb  Ab  Eb  Bb  
Eb  D   C   Bb