I take no pleasure seeing brighter sides of shit
I'm told it's healthy, so I make the habit stick
Don't get me wrong, I'd love to nail its list of sins but
I know how this game tends to go and that's not how you win

'Cause life is sour any way you wanna slice it
We make the most of it just trying not to bite it
Don't get me wrong, I'd love to change my paradigm, but when
Life gives lemons, hand over fist, there's only so much you can fix

So, up down, up down, drink your lemonade
A dose of simple syrup washes all your cares away
Up down, up down, the pitcher in one sip, please
The next one's coming soon, so in your interest, drink it quickly

化压力为动力, man
Give it some elbow grease
化失败为教训 and
Turn sour into sweet

What's that, your throat is burning?
That's normal here, you know?
One more scoop of sugar, sugar
Down the hatch, it goes

These days, the silver linings look a little dull
I strain my eyes to see the empty glass as full
Don't get me wrong, I'd love to take another pull but
Acid's burning holes in my flesh and pores inside my skull

The taste revolting as I vomit out the window
All eyes on me as I say: Sorry, I'm a bit slow
Don't get me wrong, oh, who'm I kidding? It's a shitshow
真是束手无策的境地, no more fucking lemons please

So, up down, up down, drink your lemonade
A dose of simple syrup washes all your cares away
Up down, up down, the pitcher in one sip, please
The next one's coming soon, so in your interest, drink it quickly

化压力为动力, man
Give it some elbow grease
化失败为教训 and
Turn sour into sweet

What's that, your throat is burning?
That's normal here, you know?
One more scoop of sugar, sugar
Down the hatch, it goes

Up down, up down, drink your lemonade
Keep adding simple syrup till the burning goes away
Up down, up down, don't mind the broken glass, sir
The next one's coming soon, so in your interest, drink it faster

化悲痛为力量, man
Just focus on yourself!
化干戈为玉帛 and
Swallow the caramel

What's that, your throat is burning?
Oh, well, there's plenty more
One more scoop of sugar, sugar
Lemonade galore