I've got a private eye to see if you've a mother
I've got a private eye to find out where you go
I've got a private eye to see if you've a lover
I've got a private eye to tell me what you know

You really should tread much more careful
Or you're going to get a stareful from my private eye

I've got a private eye to search the seas and skies
I've got a private eye to follow you around
I've got a private eye to tear off your disguise
I've got a private eye to make you look just like a clown

You really should...
I've got a private eye to see if you've a mother...

It nearly stopped my heart from beating
When I found out you were meeting my private eye