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I bought the invisible boat, where I park my car
They said my head looked like a rock
I thought I was tough, I tried to pick up a rock
But I couldn't, I broke my arm
Bag of chips sounds like
I wrote a paper, it said: Shoo
I got hit by a pillow, it was like bhoom
I got in a fight and got hit by a shoe
I went to the store and bought a ¢50 juice
You went to jail, you need soap on the rope
Push the brake, it says: Ersher
Fat guy who jumps in the crowd, ah, move it, people! I jumped in the water and the water turned brown
Last halloween, I got chased by a clown
They say my head weighed like 45 pounds
I turned my head to the side, it feels like a rock
Ayy, my mom's coming, everybody, pretend to sleep, pretend to sleep!

Oh wait, did she take the belt? Ah!
I mistook a life jacket for a bulletproof vest
They say my neck is as long as a can of snakes
I went in the water, came out with seaweed on my chest
I farted in the water and made bubbles
This rooster, he's saying, cock-a-doodle-doo!
When the dog kisses the cat: Hiss hiss hiss

I bought the invisible boat, where I park my car
They said my head looked like a rock
I thought I was tough, I tried to pick up a rock
But I couldn't, I broke my arm
Bag of chips sounds like
I wrote a paper, it said shoo
I got hit by a pillow, it was like bhoom
I got in a fight and got hit by a shoe
I went to the store and bought a ¢50 juice
You went to jail, you need soap on the rope
Push the brake, it says: Ersher
Fat guy who jumps in the crowd, ah, move it, people! I jumped in the water and the water turned brown
Last halloween, I got chased by a clown
They say my head weighed like 45 pounds
I turned my head to the side, it feels like a rock
Ayy, my mom is coming, everybody, pretend to sleep, pretend to sleep!

I bought the invisible boat, where I park my car
They said my head felt like a rock
I thought I was tough, I tried to pick up a rock
But I couldn't, I broke my arm
Bag of chips sounds like
I wrote a paper, it said shoo
I got hit by a pillow, it was like bhoom