O-Okkkay Everybody!
I’m so glad you all are here today!
Ah, lemme take another sip
Oh!
I’m really
Excited
For you all to meet my friends
The Frowning Critters
Smiling Critters
You guys may have the spotlight for a while
But wait until you see
All the amazing things
We have to offer!!

Say hi to the bad times (Catfeine: What?)
Cry to the sad rhymes (Catfeine: No, no!!)
We are misery's company (DogDay: Not good)
Rather be angy
Tired and hangry (Picky Piggy: Wow!)
Don't care about You and Me (Bobby Bearhug: Oh boy)
F-R-O-W-N (CraftyCorn: That's not so nice)
Not your friend, and won't pretend! (CatNap: Heheh!!)
F-R-O-W-N (Kickin'Chicken: Not cool!)
We're unhappy till the end!

Frown!
Frown Everyday, no other way
To get some peace and quiet
I don't buy it!
Hate!
All of your happy games, and smiley ways
We don't enjoy it!
Why destroy it??

Floppy wants to sleep, and Icky won't eat
And Groddy hates you, Dogpressed is blue
Ignore that Wimpin Chicken' and Boring UniqueCorn
Dumb Dumbba Dumbbaphant, not much more

Hey- what you mean not much more?
Y-you cant lie about that
Infront of the Smiling Critters?!
Its a song for all of us, including me?
Cmon, dont leave me out guys!

Don't you lie
It's Catfeine
You're fine!
You're happy
Stay with me!
The caffeine-
I'm wired!

Don't you lie
It's Catfeine
You're fine!
You're happy
Stay with me!
The caffeine-
I'M WIRED!

F-R-O-W-N
Not your friend, and won't pretend!
F-R-O-W-N
We're unhappy till the end!

We're still frowning everyday
There's really no other way
F-R-O-W-N
We're unhappy till the end!

Aww c'mon guys, don't stop play it again!