- Can I help you lady?
- Yeah, is this a reggaeton party?
- No, this is a jumpstyle party
- A jumpstyle party?! So no reggaeton with Daddy Yankee?
- Who the hell is that?
- Well, I've never heard of jumpstyle!
- Sorry lady, it's already time
- Hmm, how do they dance?
- Leg goes forward, leg goes back, turns around, people are jumping around in here like they're posessed
- I can do that too
- If you don't have any skill, you're gonna have to leave
- Who do you think you are?
- Lady, one last time! This is not a reggaeton party!
- Oh man, go and fuck yourself!
- I've had enough of you, it's time to go, I'm getting insane. I wanna leave, all this jumping around and commotion, it's driving me crazy! Let's go home and watch some poooooooorn!

I just wanna go home and watch some porn!

I've had enough of you
I'm getting insane
I wanna leave
People inside are making me mad
All this jumping around and commotion
It's driving me crazy
I just wanna go home and watch some porn!

No, it's a jumpstyle party!