Oy, Oy Vey
Oy, Oy Vey

What I like about Jews
Theyre real cool guys
Abused by the Romans and Germans but they took it in stride

They have big noses and they have big ears
They get allergies 9 months out of the year but thats cool
Its what I like about Jews

What I like about Jews
Theyre circumcised
If you wanna to buy a big TV theyll get it at a real good price

They say things like Im so ferclempt I could plotz
And they dont really like to eat hot dogs, I dont too
Its what I like about Jews
What I like about Jews
What I like about Jews

What I like about Jews
Is their Rabbis
They can be holy men and still have kosher sex with their wives

Boys get bar mitzvahs when they reach 13 years
They cant marry Christians and cant marry queers, thats the rules
Its what I like about Jews.
what I like about Jews
what I like about Jews

Oy, Oy vey
Oy Oy Oy Oy
Oy Vey
Oy Oy Oy Oy