G 
 I woke up this morning, smelling like lemons 
 D 
 Salt on the back of my hands 
  
 Mouth was so dry, I couldn't even spit 
                                     G 
 My eyes felt like they were full of sand 
  
 I called Troy Jenkins, to see if he survived 
                         C 
 My head pounding like a stone 
            A 
 He started reeling of things I did last night 
     D 
 And I cried out over the phone 

  
 Chorus: 
         G               G 
 I did what? I smooched who?? 
    C 
 Oh tell me the Boss wasn't there 
       D                  
 And I caused quite a scene  
  
 when I stripped of my jeans 
                        G 
 And did a slide in my underwear 
          G            G 
 I did what? I mooned who? 
                                    C 
 Oh this time I guess I crossed the line 
                               G        Em 
 There'll be hell to pay, but what can I say 
    C              D         G 
 I must have had a real good time 
  
 C  D  G  Em C D G 
  
  
 G 
 Troy laughed and said, some guy named Red 
           D 
 has been looking for you all night 
  
 And oh by the way, some girl said to say 
                        G 
 Just come back any old time 
  
 Then he went down the list, of things I'd done 
                   C 
 And I listened in misery 
        A 
 I was thinking real hard about leaving town, 
      D 
 And changing my identity 
  
 
Chorus: 
         G               G 
 I did what? I smooched who?? 
    C 
 Oh tell me the Boss wasn't there 
       D                  
 And I caused quite a scene  
  
 when I stripped of my jeans 
                        G 
 And did a slide in my underwear 
          G            G 
 I did what? I mooned who? 
                                    C 
 Oh this time I guess I crossed the line 
                               G        Em 
 There'll be hell to pay, but what can I say 
    C              D         G 
 I must have had a real good time  
  

 G 
 What can I say, I had a bad day 
                        C 
 I guess I just lost my mind 
                            G             Em 
 it's all just a blur, but one things for sure 
   C               D         G 
 I must have had a real good time