Look at Miss Muffit over there, look at the way she combs her hair.
It's true she's after you.

Down the road goes little boy blue, flick knife hidden in his shoe.
It's true he's after you.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, Jell fell down lost her crown,
but Jack he never came back.

Hey diddle diddle the cat and fiddle the cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran away with the woman next door.

Nursery Chrymes la la la la la
Oh, what nasty rhymes.

Let's take nursery rhymes and make nursery chrymes now.
Wanna play it, wanna play it.

Let's take nursery rhymes and make nursery chrymes now.
Wanna play it, wanna play it, wanna play it, wanna play it, now.

Nursery Chrymes, oh, what nasty rhymes.
Nursery Chrymes, oh, what nasty rhymes.
Bill and Ben, Bill and Ben, flowerpot, flowerpot, smoking pot men.
Nursery Chrymes, oh, what nasty rhymes.
Bill and Ben, Bill and Ben, flowerpot, flowerpot, smoking pot men.

Was it Bill or was it Ben? Bill did it, Ben did it, Bill did it, Ben did it.
Was it Bill or was it Ben? Bill did it, Ben did it, Bill did it, Ben did it.
Was it Bill or was it Ben? Bill did it, Ben did it, Bill did it, Ben did it.
Shagged little weed in the chicken pen, Bill did it, Ben did it, Bill did it, Ben did it.
Shagged little weed in the chicken pen, I did it, I did it.