if you don't expect too much from me,
then i won't let you down
sometimes it's hard to breathe
'cuz i'm too busy actin' like a clown
people don't seem to like me, they think i'm rude, they say i'm crude
can't even be my best friend, 'cuz i hate myself, and i hate you too
'cuz i'm the king - original loser, i'm not a wannabe
born to lose, mouth of a sailor, there's not much more to me
i'm a failure
'cuz when i make love, my hand falls asleep
i said my own body don't wanna be next to me
'cuz charlie manson and the son of sam
i say they're my two main idols, now, i wanna be
just like them.