D
If I was an Ivy League
D       Em
Kind of girl
D
Do you think that they would give me more
D         F#m
Shifts at work?
D
Spent all my day
D                          Em
Walking 'round the local lake
D
Never thought I would have this
D
9 to 5 heartache

[Chorus]

Bm
I went to B-grade university
F#                G           D    Em
And got myself an arts degree oh

[Verse 2]

D
If I was an Ivy League
D       Em
Kind of girl
D
Do you think that I'd be different
D                      F#m
Would it change my world?
D
Spend all my day
D                     Em
Getting on the honour roll
D
Then I'd go and get married
D                      F#m
So I don't live on the Dole

[Chorus]

Bm
I went to B-grade university
F#                G           D    Em
And got myself an arts degree oh

[Bridge]

G
I'll be a straight-A student
D
And pass with flying colours
     Bm          D
Get invited to do honours
G
I'll be a workplace dreamboat
D
Job interviews - I know it all
Bm              A
I'll be so damn employable

[Chorus]

Bm
I went to B-grade university
F#                G           D 
And got myself an arts degree oh