The Monster Exposed Himself From Underground
Burning His Face As He Ran Through the Town
Hoping the Patrons Just Don't Hear a Sound

Heart, Court and Harmony Just Ain't the Same
My Black and Their Green Playing Some Games
I've Got All These Pictures I Just Need the Frames

These Are the Things That You'll Never Do
Feeding the Wife On the Phone
And There You Are, All On Your Own

Red and Blue, I Want to Like a Hole in the Head
It Slopes in the Middle and Is Stopping Them Dead
I'd Like to Help Them; I've Already Said

These Are the Things That You'll Never Do
Running Away From Your Home
And There You Are, All On Your Own
Mm, Mm. Mm, Mm.