Joseph Graham gave me all I want
in a language I can't understand
Just a smile in a parking lot
I turned the page and his sister was there

Sister girl, will you rescue me
Be my friend in my fantasy
I'm tired of Joe, you know he don't know
The things a girl knows a girl needs

It's subterfuge in action
I give them life
They give me passion

Porn when I'm all alone at home
Porn when I'm talking on the phone
Porn when I'm tired of sleeping
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Pretty boy, this is what I need
I need you to need me
Take the stance, you'd do anything
You'd do anything for me

Tommy's on page 24 and Mike's on 43
I know them well
Cuz we share a room
I watch them while they watch me

It's subterfuge in action
I give them life
They give me passion

Porn when I'm all alone at home
Porn when I'm talking on the phone
Porn when I'm tired of sleeping
Porn porn porn porn

Porn when I miss my family
Porn when I want to be with you
Porn when I'm tired of needing
Porn porn porn porn