My dewy-eyed disney bride what has tried
Swapping your blood with formaldehyde
Monsters?

Whiskey-plied voices cried fratricide!
Jesus don't you know that you could have died
You should have died
With the monsters that talk
Monsters what walk the earth

She's got red lipstick and a bright pair of shoes
She's got knee-high socks what to cover a bruise
She's got an old death kit
She's been meaning to use
She's got blood in her eyes in her eyes for you
She's got blood in her eyes for you

Certain fads, stripes and plaids, singles ads
They run you hot and cold like a rheostat...
...I mean a thermostat
So you bite on a towel, hope it won't hurt too bad

My dewy-eyed disney bride what has tried
Swapping your blood with formaldehyde
What the monsters that talk
Monsters what walk the earth

She says I like long walks and sci-fi movies
You're six foot tall and east coast bred
Some lonely night we can get together
And I'm gonna tie your wrists with leather
And drill a tiny hole into your head
And I'm gonna drill a tiny hole into your head