Hangin’ out with friends in a bar
And I am lookin’ for love
Is there somethin left of this cake
A little slice would be fine
But I don’t seem to find anything
Not even one single crumb

Jim is always cheatin’, Fred is much too freaky
Dan is dating boys, Pete still plays with toys
Thomas is a talker, Simon ain’t much smarter
Seems it’s hard to find a pretty normal guy

Buyin' food and drinks in a store
Where can I find the fresh meat?
Damn it seems the store is sold out
Nothin' left not even the cheap
So I can’t seem to find anything
Not even one single bone

Jim is always cheatin’, Fred is much too freaky
Dan is dating boys, Pete still plays with toys
Thomas is a talker, Simon ain’t much smarter
Seems it’s hard to find a pretty normal guy