You know, Reno, we should have teamed up years ago.

We're two of a kind, all right.

Partners!

Through thick and thin!

Night and day!

Right or wrong!

If you're ever in a jam, here I am.

If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal.

If you ever feel so happy you land in jail,
I'm your bail.

It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig-dig-dig.

If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.

If you ever catch on fire, send a wire.

If you ever lose your teeth
When you're out to dine,
Borrow mine.

It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have ceased to jell
Ours will still be swell!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep-hep-hep.

If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.

If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.

If they ever put a bullet through your brr-ain
I'll complain.

It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships go up in smoke,
Ours will still be oke!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof.

If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind.

If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt.

If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half,
I won't laugh.

It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have been "forgate"
Ours will still be great!

If they ever crack your spine, drop a line.

If they ever cut your throat, write a note.

If they ever make a cannibal stew of you,
Invite me too!

It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships are up the crick,
Ours will still be slick!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-

Quack-quack-quack

Woof-woof-woof

When other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot!

[MOON]
Quack-quack-quack

[RENO]
Woof-woof-woof