Grizzly adams beard, smug look on your face
Vegan punk rocker, you seem out of place
So fucking scene, and diy for life
But i know you're 35 with kids and a wife

I found out today, and now i've gotta sa,
Nick jackson is in the cia
The mohawk's a toupee, he loves arbor day
Nick jackson is in the cia

I know you've got my number, i know i've got a file
I know you'll try to stop me when i get hostile
But i wont surrender to your dreaded mohawk
I'll speak my fucking mind, and punk you in the cock

This song is gay, more so than croquet
But nick jackson's in the cia
After timothy mcveigh, you're now in his way
Nick jackson is in the cia

You say you'll smash the state, but get a tattoo of it
You say you hate america, but deep down, do you love it?
I won't be another mindless drone
Sorry, agent jackson, your cover has been blown

If you disobey, he'll make you a fillet
Nick jackson is in the cia
The punks you led astray, and now we're all betrayed
Nick jackson is in the cia