Here's a silly ditty, you can sing it right away
Now here is what you say, so sing it while you may
Here's a silly jingle you can sing it night or noon
Here's the words that's all you need 'cos I just sang the tune
Oh I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me, she's too fat for me, she's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me, she's too fat, she's too fat
She's too fat for me

I get dizzy, I get numbo
When I'm dancing with my Jum-Jum-Jumbo
Oh I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat, she's too fat
She's too fat for me

Can she prance up a hill? No! No! No! No! No!
Can she dance a quadrille! No! No! No! No! No!
Does she fit in your coupe? By herself she's a group.
Could she possibly sit upon your knee? No! No! No!

We don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me
And she's too fat for me, (but she's just right for me)
We don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me

Yeah she's too fat, much too fat, (but she's just right for me)
She's so charming and she's so witty
But it's alarming when she goes in swimming
We don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me
She's too fat for me, (but she's just right for me)
So I sure want her, you can't have her, she's just right for me
But she's too fat, (she's not too fat, she's just right for me)

She's a twosome, she's a foursome
If she'd lose some, I would like her moresome
I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me
She's too fat for me, she's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me
She's too fat, much too fat, she's too fat for me, hey!