Fluorescent Adolescent

You used to get it in your fishnet

Now you only get it in your nightdress,

It started all the naughty nights with niceness,

Now they're in a very common crisis,
                           E
Everything's in order in a black hole
                             C#m
Is anything as pretty as her past though,
B                  G#                           F#m
That Bloody Mary's dripping in Tabasco
                              B
Remember when he used to be a rascal

                  F#m
Oh the boy's a slag
                     B
The best you ever had
                     F#m
The best you ever had
          B                     F#m
Is just a memory and those dreams
               B
And as daft as they seem
               F#m
And as daft as they seem
                  A
My love, when you dream them up

                                  E
Flicking through a little book of sex tips
                            C#m
Remember when the boys were all electric
B                       G#m                   F#m
Now when she tells she's gonna get it
                                     B
I'm guessing that she'd finally just forget it
                            E
Figures for not getting sentimental
                              C#m
Said she wasn't going but she went still
B             G#                         F#m
Now she gets her fella to be gentle

was it her knickerbockers or a bitten pencil(?)

                F#m
Oh that boy's a slag
                   B
The best you ever had
                   F#m
The best you ever had
          B                F#m
Is just a memory and those dreams
               B
And as daft as they seem
               F#m
And as daft as they seem
                 B                G#
My love when you dream them up, oh no

               C#m
Where did you go
               F#m
Where did you go
               G#m
Where did you go
    F#m
Woah oh

        C#m
You're falling about
      F#m              B               E
You took a left off Laspark Lane
        C#m          B        G#
You're sounding it out
F#m                                      B                     E
But you're not coming back again

               C#m               B        G#
You're falling about
   F#m                      B
You took a left off Laspark Lane
         E              C#m           B      G#
You were just, sounding it out
 F#m                       B
But you're not coming back again

                           E
You used to get it in your fishnets
                            C#m
Now you only get it in your nightdress,

B                        G#                           F#m
It started all the naughty nights with niceness,
                             B
Now they're in a very common crisis,
                           E
Everything's in order in a black hole
                             C#m
Is anything as pretty as her past though,
B                  G#                           F#m
That Bloody Mary's dripping in Tabasco
                              B                          C#m
Remember when he used to be a rascal

Alex     E E E          C#m_C#m    B G#_F#m_         B B B
E----7-7-7----------9--9--9----7-4-2-2-2---------7-7-7--------------| 
B----9-9-9----------9--9--9----7-4-2-2-2---------7-7-7--------------| 
G----9-9-9----------9--9--9----8-4-3-3-3---------8-8-8--------------| 
D----9-9-9----------11-11-11---9-6-4-4-4---------9-9-9--------------| 
A----7-7-7----------11-11-11---9-6-4-4-4---------9-9-9--------------| 
E-------------------------------------------------------------------| 


Jamie
E-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A-----------------2-4--4--4---4-2--------------4-2-2-2--2-2---------| 
E----0-0-0--0-2-4------------------2-2-2--2--2----------------4--2--| 


Alex    E    C#m    B  G# F#m   B
E---7-----9-----7--4--2-----7-------------------------------------------| 
B---9-----9-----7--4--2-----7-------------------------------------------| 
G---9-----9-----8--4--3-----8-------------------------------------------| 
D---9-----11----9--6--4-----9-------------------------------------------| 
A---7-----11----9--6--4-----9-------------------------------------------| 
E-----------------------------------------------------------------------| 


Alex   F#m   B   F#m   B   F#m   B   F#m   A
E---2----7----2----7----2----7----2----5----------------------------| 
B---2----7----2----7----2----7----2----5----------------------------| 
G---2----8----2----8----2----8----2----6----------------------------| 
D---4----9----4----9----4----9----4----7----------------------------| 
A---4----9----4----9----4----9----4----7----------------------------| 
E-------------------------------------------------------------------| 


Alex
E---2----7----2----7----2----7----4----4----2----4----2----------| 
B---2----7----2----7----2----7----4----5----2----4----2----------| 
G---2----8----2----8----2----8----4----6----2----4----2----------| 
D---4----9----4----9----4----9----6----6----4----6----6----------| 
A---4----9----4----9----4----9----6----4----4----6----6----------| 
E----------------------------------------------------------------| 


Alex
E---7----------9---7--4--2---7--------------------------------------------| 
B---9----------9---7--4--2---7--------------------------------------------| 
G---9----------9---8--4--3---8--------------------------------------------| 
D---9----------11--9--6--4---9--------------------------------------------| 
A---7----------11--9--6--4---9--------------------------------------------| 
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 


Jamie
E---------12---9---7--11\9---------16-------------------------------------| 
B-------12-----9---7--11\9-------16---------------------------------------| 
G-----13-------9---8--12\9-----16-----------------------------------------| 
D---14-----------------------18-------------------------------------------| 
A-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 


Alex and Jamie
E---2----7----2----7----2----7----2--| 
B---2----7----2----7----2----7----2--| 
G---2----8----2----8----2----8----2--| 
D---4----9----4----9----4----9----4--| 
A---4----9----4----9----4----9----4--| 
E------------------------------------| 


Alex
E----7-----------4----------------4----------------2----------------4----2--| 
B----7-----------4----------------5----------------2----------------4----2--| 
G----8-----------4----------------6----------------2----------------4----2--| 
D----9-----------6----------------6----------------4----------------6----6--| 
A----9-----------6----------------4----------------4----------------6----6--| 
E---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 


Jamie
E--------16---------------16---------------16---------------16--------------| 
B------16--14-16--------16--14-16--------16--14-16--------16--14-16---------| 
G----16----------13---16----------13---16----------13---16----------13--11--| 
D---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 


Thank You