Intro: Am Bb Am Bb

Am                                    Bb
I know many who are worse off than you
Am
But you stick to your fuck-ups like they're made out of glue
       F                Bb       Am
Little dysfunk you, now what you gonna do?
                                              Bb
Your eyes are watery, your mouth made for joy
Am                                                    F
Always quoting Morrisey but did you ever do it with a boy?
           Am
I've got a mouth for joy

    F#m                E
And I can take you on, I can take you on
             D
I'll be your next-door neighbour, your mother and your savior
F#m                E
I can take you on, I can take you on
            D
I'll be the murder on the Rue Morgue you're trying to solve
    C                      Am
Oh, I can't wait too long, I can't wait too long
        Em
Hear me calling out for you, calling out for you
C                           Am
Please don't wait too long, please don't wait too long
        Em
Make me crazy
                             D                      F
Hearing you go on about the "so much for bleached nostalgia.."


Same as Intro: Am Bb Am Bb

Am                                             Bb
You're not afraid of pain, I know what you did
Am                                             F
But now the question is, do you really dare to live?
           Am
Hey pretty dysfunk kid
Am                                               
It's better to be bitter than to seem like a fool
    Bb      Am
You say and hide behind your beer-glass
                                 F
But I'm not so impressed by your dysfunk moves
             Am
'Cause I'm a dysfunk too


    F#m                E
But I can take you on, I can take you on
             D
I'll be your next-door neighbour, your mother and your savior
F#m                E
I can take you on, I can take you on
            D
I'll be the murder on the Rue Morgue you're trying to solve
    C                      Am
Oh, I can't wait too long, I can't wait too long
        Em
Hear me calling out for you, calling out for you
C                           Am
Please don't wait too long, please don't wait too long
        Em
Make me crazy
                             D                      F
Hearing you go on about the "so much for bleached nostalgia.."


   C        Am
Oh nananana nananana
Em
Calling out for you, calling out for you
   C        Am
Oh nananana nananana
Em
Calling out for you, calling out for you


C        Am       Em
Nananana nananana
C        Am       Em
Nananana nananana
C        Am       Em
Nananana nananana
C        Am       Em
Nananana nananana


     D                    F
Oh, "so much for bleached nostalgia.."
               Am
Little dysfunk you