Stand me down, stand up (strange thing)
I'm a home bird (catch me)
Turn me on, turn up (tame thing)
I'm a drunkard, I'm a junkie, I'm a thief

Send me down, send up (blame him)
Inconsequential muzak
Shoot me down, shoot up (maim him)
I'm a hooker, (made you look) and I'm a thief

Tie me down, tie up (same thing)
On unprescripted Prozac
Burn me down, burn up (inflame him)
I'm a bargain, I'm your target, I'm a thief

Thief
Thief
Thief
Thief