Page three girls get you excited,
You support rangers and man united,
All you do is take up space,
With a stupid look, on your stupid face.

You had a girlfriend you really loved,
But you were a shit and she got fed up of it,
I don't know what you do,
But i know we'd be better off without you,
Without you,
Without you,
Without you.

'cause you're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
I know,
I know,
I know.

You've got billy tattooed on your neck,
And a union jack above your bed,
You've got nothing intelligent to say,
And no-one's listening, to you anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway.

Cos you're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
I know,
I know,
And i know you know,
I know.