A
Don't put your finger up your nose
              D
'Cause your nose knows it's not the place it goes
           E
You can sniffle, you can sneeze,

But I'm asking you please,
                                A
Don't put your finger up your nose

A
Don't stick your finger in your ear
         D         
'Cause then your ear will find it hard to hear.
           E
You can pull it, you can tug it,

But please don't plug it
                                 A
Don't stick your finger in your ear

Chorus

A
Don't stick your finger down your throat
        D    
Cause that will just make you start to choke
      E   
Then up will come your dinner

And you'll start to look much thinner
                                    A
Don't stick your finger down your throat

Chorus
    E                    A
At least not in front of me