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If tony blair had a myspace page, d'ya think he would be my friend?
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And if i meet a fit girl on here d'ya think i'd ever sleep with them?
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Its a huge online phenomenon and everyones onboard
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we're all signing up to the database that rupert murdoch bought


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Well you look a lot fitter on your myspace picture than you do in real life
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Download your song write a bulletin, put my whole life up online


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Well if everyones got a myspace page and everyone writes a blog
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well if everyones got a profile song and everyone looks hot
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well maybe in the coming years when it gets to bad outside
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we'll all be locked up in our rooms and let it rule our lives


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Well you look a lot fitter on your myspace picture than you do in real life
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Download your song write a bulletin, put my whole life up online


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So now i come here crawling back, with my tail between my legs
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so pay a visit, take a song, add me as a friend
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and i know that everybodies gonna have one in the end


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and I look a lot fitter on my myspace picture than I do in real life
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Download my song write a bulletin, get my whole life up online