I went to school one day
And nothing seemed to go my way
When i went to my very first class
Fly was down i got a pass
And when i went to the restroom
Got water on my suede shoes
And this is a great great day
Oh nothing seems to go my way and
And when i step out in the hall
Hear this insect start to call

And i say shoo fly don't bother me
I'm not that dumb i'm not that easy
I had a bad bad day again
And i think you're my only friend
This little state i'm in
It's getting old it's wearing thin and
So i will let you by
Just don't get on my bitter side
My bitter side

Before i know it's lunch
For some reason i had a hunch
That this one girl that's nice to see
Some reason had a thing for me
So i went to her face to face
Asked her out on just one date
Then she smiled and just replied
I'm going with that other guy and
And when i got back to my chair
Guess what's flying in my hair

And i say shoo fly don't bother me
I'm not that dumb i'm not that easy
I had a bad bad day again
And i think you're my only friend
This little state i'm in
It's getting old it's wearing thin and
So i will let you by
Just don't get on my bitter side
My bitter side

(musical break)

Shoo fly don't bother me
I'm not that dumb i'm not that easy
I had a bad bad day again
And i think you're my only friend
This little state i'm in
It's getting old it's wearing thin and
So i will let you by
Just don't get on my bitter side
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