My girlfriend is a Ninja
It's hard to catch her, 'cos she's running so fast
It's romantic, it's tragic, it's perfect
But it's hard to kiss her through that mask

You can't say she's not attractive
It's like two puppies dancing under her pants
And at the end of the night after the samurai fight
We go and do the ninja dance

Samurai just scream and cuss
Whenever they get wind of us
She got bondage rope and creeping lust
Her love is just so dangerous!

She got a shiny sharp shuriken
She got a twelve-inch spike she hides in her hair
She got a license to kill, she got a license to thrill
And she's so hot that I don't care

It's hard to love a trained assassin
But when you want it try as hard as you can
I always stay her place, I've never seen her face
I hope to God she's not a man

Samurai just scream and cuss
Whenever they get wind of us
She got bondage rope and creeping lust
Her love is just so dangerous!