Programming like this
Is made possible
By viewers like you!

Every day, every day, I'm so fucking freaked out
Every day, every day, I can't get the evil out
Every night I feel so far away
Someday, someday
Will it ever be okay?

Every day, it's a brand-new episode
Every day, I guess we'll see just how far it goes
Every day, it seems like no one sees and no one knows
Every day, I kinda wanna cancel the show

Most days I just feel like I'm making it up
Call off the show
I pray to God that I'm just making it up
I don't wanna go to the show!

I wish this was just a cartoon, so I could be like
This is real as fuck, I love the way they don't give up!
Tweet about it: More stories like this, so important!
But it really happened
Oh God, it really happened!

So, uh, I have this idea for like, a cartoon or something
Uh-huh
And, it's like, there's these fucked up kids
Uh-huh
And like, through the power of uh
Understanding!
Yeah! It could totally be like
Understanding, or like, forgiveness or something
Uh-huh

They like, overcome all their fears
And in the end, they turn out to be like, fine
What the fuck!
What the-
I wanna do that again, yeah

Every day, it's another new episode
Every day, slice a bit more meat off the bone
I can feel the evil in me
I'm such a faker really

Meat off the bones
Crisis line, all agents busy
I feel so guilty
Meat off the

What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?