I know a waitress
At tasty diner
She makes it easier to order food
She makes the specials
Sound really speical
She makes it easy to get over you I think

I'm feeling fatter
We use to eat at home
But now I've got no one to cook a healthy meal
I like that waitress
She isn't eating me
But she knows I need more than food to help me heal

Under a shit stained moon
I stink of you
I can't escape this
Break up residue
Stuck like glue
Under a shit stained moon

I go to parties
I really live it up
I show the ladies what a superstar can be
I'll drink a gallon
Before they make me stop
But everybody knows I'm fakin' everything

Under a shit stained moon
I stink of you
I can't escape this
Break up residue
Stuck like glue
Under a shit stained moon

Under a shit stained moon
I stink of you
I can't escape this
Break up residue
Stuck like glue
Under a shit stained moon