There’s these two guys
Both are so nice
We get on oh so well
One’s got the game
Ones got the change
Think I might need some help
I'm just gonna say
Would it be okay
If I could just speak my mind
Well let me put it this way
When I fill up my plate
I like a something on the side

2468
Tell you what I really hate
I got you but I want your mate
Oh, why can’t I have two?
4321
Troubles always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some
So why can’t I have two?

If I was a guy
I’d do what I like
So why should girls have less, are you dumb
So give me 2468
Why should I settle for one

They say is isn’t allowed
Because three is a crowd
But what if I took all my clothes off
Started doing it now
Would you say man don’t like to share unaaarrr
Have you never heard of something called ménage à trois
Well I have and it goes like this
Just some red red wine
In the three-way kiss
I'm just kidding man
I'm only taking the piss
I'm not into that
What do you think this is

2468
Tell you what I really hate
I got you but I want your mate
Why can’t I have two
4321
Troubles always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some
So why can’t I have two
If I was a guy, I’d do what I like
So why should girls have less, are you dumb
So give me 2468
Why should I settle for one

Why should boys have all the fun
Not a slut, just a woman
And if you can, I can’t to
And that’s what we’re gonna do

2468
Tell you what I really hate
I got you but I want your mate
Why can’t I have two
4321
Troubles always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some
So why can’t I have two

2468
Tell you what I really hate
I got you but I want your mate
Why can’t I have two
4321
Troubles always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some
So why can’t I have two