Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it
seems when you're not looking forward?
Me, I'd like to think life is like a drink,
and I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon.

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times,
and these should be the best days of my life,
Life, it's not what I thought it was.

[Chorus]
Damn blast, look at my past,
Ripping up my feet over broken glass.
She said, oh wow, look at me now.
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow.
Oooo....The size of a cow.

You know it would be strange to life life in a cage,
and only believe the things you see that are written on the page.
How easy would it be home in time for tea,
and stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea.

You know that It's been sunk a thousand times,
and these should be the best days of my life.
Life, it's not what I thought it was.

[Repeat Chorus x 2]

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times,
and these should be the best days of my life,
Life, it's not what I thought it was.

[Repeat Chorus x 2]