F
It's time to join the conga line
             Dm
That's been growing since the dawn of time
Gm
Homo habilis, shortly outwit us
C7
By using sticks and stones
F
It's the circle of life, the ant mill for mammals
Dm
Wondering why? Here's a couple examples
Gm
Fire, belief systems, open-toed shoes
C7
Uh, free will
F
As you abuse the virgin for her oil
Dm
Break her back and dry her soil
Gm                                     C7
Frack too hard, you'll get screwed royally
F
Now I know what you are thinking
"Get some help and stop your drinking"
Dm
But addictions are affliction, man would kill for a prescription
Gm                                                           C7
Our compulsion to keep using tells us that our life's worth losing
F           Dm
I am not a nihilist
       Gm           C7
Just one productive hedonist
F
It went from Nazareth to Hollywood
Dm
The gospel of our childhood
Gm
These prophets are unqualified
C7
To herd the sheep with woolen eyes
F
It's any crook they heed
Dm
They are gluttons for their feed
Gm
So I guess it's up to me
C7
To set them fuckers free
F
Class defined by classrooms
        Dm
With no ceilings made with glass to breakthrough
     Gm
It's stairs compared to elevators
C7
Faith's what pays the educators
F
What is obsolete like phrenology
         Dm
It's our ponyless economy
     Gm
So we jump-start a war and hope it works like before
            C7
Then lose the data we store to some prick from offshore
F
Don't let your delusion cause
    Dm
The union's dissolution
Gm
Loosened lips sinks mighty ships
          C7
It's your open beaks that start the leak
F
Friendly fascist
Dm
Self-proclaimed advocates
   Gm                        C7
Dictating what is socially blasphemous
F
The foundation for identity
       Dm
Meets cultural validity
Gm
So don't ask for permission, gender isn't a religion
C7
If you want something then use your words
Don't govern mine to feel secure
F                           Dm
I don't know why I'm doing any of this
                                 Gm    C7
These lyrics are completely pointless
F
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