the high school sweethearts were all grown up
and slowly falling out of love
you and i were sneaking away to the bathroom
to sip on some vodka
and there was a whole lot of charity laughing
it felt like we were on a set
and then the spotlight turned on to you and me
when they asked the story how we met

well she was in town for just a couple of days
and then she said let's keep in touch
i said how we supposed to do all the touching baby
when you're not in america
so then i took up a job with the border patrol
and saved up for her one way flight
and when that alien started crossing through
that's when i turned a blind eye

i want it all i want every part
i want every piece of you
we got nothing to show for the last ten years
the scar was just a bruise
so darling take my hand
but don't you settle down
i wanna cuddle you
i'll probably fight with you
a perfect match
pound for pound