D          Bm           
And when you said: "I've got nothing on beneath this 
                 F#m         G
dress", that was such great flirting!
   D                Bm                F#m          G
I usually find such candidness sort of disconcerting
              D                                  G
But you said: "I don't wear underwear because it leaves
 a stripe
D                                                     
People sneer, but do you think I care? They're usually 
G
not my type!"

[Verse 2]
  D                     Bm            F#m         
And soon we're reeling from the beer that we keep 
G
buying
 D                   Bm        F#m         G
You ask me what I'm doing here and I start lying
 D                                          G
You're wondering what is on my mind is it a one night 
stand?
 D                        G                           
You laugh and say: "Baby I'm not blind!" and then you 
              A
squeeze my hand

[Chorus]
    D    Bm            F#m          G
But please, let's be quick before it melts
  D    Bm             F#m             G
Please, let's just be quick before it melts

[Verse 3]
  D                         Bm                     
The next thing I know we're in the street and we're 
F#m     G
being sleazy
  D             Bm                   F#m     G
You ask me if I want to eat, but I'm too uneasy
 D                                                    
You put your hand onto the very place my girlfriend's 
G
hand should be
 D                                                    
You haven't exactly got the kind of face that invites 
G
honesty

[Chorus 2]
    D    Bm            F#m          G
But please, let's be quick before it melts
  D    Bm             F#m             G
Please, let's just be quick before it melts
             D                  Bm        F#m          
You said: "It feels right so I just might let you sleep
      G
 with me tonight
           D              Bm         F#m           
And then tomorrow, if you do go, you have my word, 
            G
no-one will ever know"

[Chorus 3]
    D    Bm            F#m          G
But please, let's be quick before it melts
  D    Bm             F#m             G
Please, let's just be quick before it melts
             D                  Bm        F#m          
You said: "It feels right so I just might let you sleep
      G
 with me tonight
           D              Bm         F#m           
And then tomorrow, if you do go, you have my word, 
            G
no-one will ever know"