E
Don?t Bite The Dick, that f**ks you honey
A
You gotta to learn, to suck it funny
E                                              B7
Not all those dicks taste like rubber, covered with goo
E
Some cums clear, some cums milky
A
Some cums thick, and some cums silky
E
Don?t Bite The Dick that f**ks you honey
B7               E    B7
It?ll be good to you.

E
Momma be proud of your daughter
A
Think of all the things you taught her
E                                  B7
Not to go in to the water, till she could swim
E
How to cook, how to sew
A
But there?s other things you know
E
You should have taught her about sex
B7               E
And it was not a sin.
You shoulda said?

[Chorus]
E
Don?t Bite The Dick, that f**ks you honey
A
You gotta to learn, to suck it funny
E                                              B7
Not all those dicks taste like rubber, covered with goo
E
Some cums clear, some cums milky
A
Some cums thick, and some cums silky
E
Don?t Bite The Dick that f**ks you honey
B7               E    B7
It?ll be good to you.

E
You should have taught her how to suck one
A
If you?da taught her how to f**k one
E                                  B7
Maybe she would have never snuck one, when you wasn?t home
E
You coulda taught her not to fight it
A
You coulda told her not to bite it
E
You coulda taught her wrong from right
B7                      E
But you left her on her own.
You shoulda said?

[Chorus]
E
Don?t Bite The Dick, that f**ks you honey
A
You gotta to learn, to suck it funny
E                                              B7
Not all those dicks taste like rubber, covered with goo
E
Some cums clear, some cums milky
A
Some cums thick, and some cums silky
E
Don?t Bite The Dick that f**ks you honey
B7               E    B7
It?ll be good to you.