If we were in a love song I would kiss you
But I'm sorry to say that we are not
In fact not even this song is about love, I don't like that kind of stuff
Oh, wait, I forgot what I was saying
I mean... Sorry, nevermind
Let's just go back to the start

If we were in a love song I would tell you
All those cheesy things that lovers say
But I'm sorry to say I'm not your lover
You know what, I have to go now
Oh, see, my mom is calling me
I can't be late for dinner, if I'm not there they won't eat
Alright, let's call it a night