There will be not gifts this year children,
Santa went into a wrong house
I was planning to booze and masturbate this christmas
What a mistake by santa claus.

Welcome in oh father christmas
I have a present for you
My flesh lollipop straight upo your arse
I want to cum on your beard too.

Jingle balls, suck my dong
Ho, ho, ho you'll be my whore
I use porridge as a lubricant
Soon I let my love muscle slide.

Feel the stiff cock in your eighty year old anal cavity
I whip you with a branch of a christmas tree.

Jingle balls, suck my dong
Ho, ho, ho you'll be my whore
Feel rabid strokes in your bunghole
Soon sore-ass santa flies back to the north pole.