10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 enema countdown
No need to be scared if you are prepared
For ignition and the ultimate letdown

Said I to all of you, "Do you believe this is necessary?"
Said you to all of I, "The test has proved this is necessary"

Now don't be afraid and
Swallow your pride and
Do what they say and
Put it inside and
Return to your seat for a bumpy ride
Here we go with the enema countdown

10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 enema countdown
Premeditate and prepare for your fate
Or the moon may speak to the cold ground

In the blink of an eye
Now it is done
Don't bother to cry
Just steady your buns for a

High-colonic salutation
Colo-rectal graduation
Jet propulsion celebration
3-2-1 enema countdown!