Didn't i get you a snow blower for christmas
So you don't have to shovel all that snow
Didn't i get you a log splitter for your birthday
So you could have more time to play bingo
Don't i baby-sit for you sometimes
So you can go to town and wash my truck
Now you come and tell me that you're leaving
With my favorite fishing buddy buck
Chorus:
I did everything i could to make you happy
I tried to make your sister happy too
I'm one in a million the best of the bunch
Just ask her she'll tell you that its true
You'll be crawling back to him someday
No one could treat you like i do
I'm the pick of the litter the cream of the crop
The greatest thing that happened to you

I believe in women's liberation
I let you use my tools to fix your car
I didn't even forget the anniversary
Didn't i call you up from the royal bar
I let you call your mother on christmas
She finally sent the money for the call
Sometimes i get this crazy feeling
That woman she don't like me much at all