Mr. Wayne was a badass joe
All the ladies wanna be his hoe
He’s got a horse, tormented, skinny
A rusty revolver with just one shot
But he’s got a gun that’s best in the crotch
Lives in the boondox, drinks water from the swamp

One day, drinkin in the saloon
Wooing some fine lady, just to get some poor
She said “I got some whiskey a room”
He said “well let’s go hunny I wanna feel you soon”

Walking up to the bedroom
Getting ready to get some needier soon
Temperatures rising, the lady sings
As the whiskey sinks in

The door gets kicked
As a man named cassicly walks in
“You sunnova bitch took my woman
Now your gonna pay. A duel I shall challenge
It’ll be your final day”
Mr. Wayne shook as the giant stood
Cassicly was the best the west ever would see