(Christmas toys all over the place
Little Johnny wears a funny smile upon his face
Johnny has a secret, and the secret he must share
He wants to tell somebody, so he tells his teddy bear.)

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the misteltoe last night
She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.

(I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the misteltoe last night
She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.)

Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night...

What a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night...