G             Em    Bm
Spend Christmas Day with me
                         G                   Em            Bm
Of all the places in the world you choose to be
                              C              G
If you're here early we'll go out and find a tree
    Am             D
I'm sharpening the axe
      G            F                C
We'll drag it home behind us for to cover up our tracks

(Less free)
      G                  Em    Bm
Spend Christmas Day with me
                              G              Em     Bm
What else would you do, there couldn't possibly
                  C           G
Be anything worth watching on TV
    Am               D
You know there never is
     G
Just children's choirs
    F
And candle fires
    C
And other Yuletide fizz

(Interlude - Verse Chords)
     G             Em    Bm
I've never seen snow
                        G               Em     Bm
This side of Celsius is all I'll ever know
                          C                  G
We're just happy for the slightest breeze to blow
    Am              D
And wind up teeth a-chatter
      G             F              C                      D
Everyone's drunk by 12 O'Clock, by then it doesn't matter

             Em
Complete my confusion
                G
In the Shopping Centre
     Am              C
I'll meet you at the Santa
          C
And we'll run
                              D
And point our Ray-Guns at the Pagans

(Verse Chords)
      G                  Em    Bm
Spend Christmas Day with me
                                  G           Em      Bm
Now that you're far from home and living family
                       C              G
Maybe it's just as you imagined it to be
    Am          D
You ever needed proof
      G                 F             C
These paper walls could never hold the reindeer on the roof
      G                 Em     Bm     C
Spend Christmas Day with me
      G                 Em     Bm     C
Spend Christmas Day with me
      G                 Em     Bm     C
Spend Christmas Day with me