Delicate, slimline, sturdy wood
Got my hi-fi, as I should
Video cassette is what I need
Record my favourite programs on TV
Separate slider, tone control
Extra speaker with bass and roll
Audio spectrum, sonic swirl
Computer next with buttons to twirl
Super giant TV screen
Then a camera to take pictures of me
I get my girlfriend to come round
To freak her out with raucus sounds
My automatic camera then will spy
As on the bed now we would lie
Educational programmes flash on the screen
Where moments before, we had been
I'm wired up for sound
I'm earthed to the ground
I'm wired up for sound
I'm earthed to the ground

I have good news
A Prince has been born and some say he will be King
I told them it was a boy instead of telling them the truth that it was a girl
Only a few people know
Let me propose a toast to Silverland and its new King