I went to an Asian-American party
But where were the Americans?

I went to an Asian-American party
But where were the Americans?

Pardon me, Diversity, I don't mean to be rude
But where are all the people that you meant to include?
They're missing out on all the wine and all the catered food - the Americans!

I went to an African-American party
But where were the Americans?

I went to an African-American party
But where were the Americans?

It isn't my intention to exacerbate
But how on earth are we supposed to all assimilate?
We band together, forming groups along the racial side
But all this exclusivity just deepens the divide
The chasm of disunity is open ever wide - the Americans!

I went to a Caucasian-American party
And everyone was White

I went to a Caucasian-American party
And everyone was White

Everyone was smiling and having lots of fun
In terms of colored people, though, I was the only one
And though I was invited, I still felt out of place
For no one can completely disregard ideas of race
As they, I'm sure, regarded me as just a special case - the Asian, Caucasian, Afro-Arabian, Mediterranean, Latino-Australian… American!