lisa washed her hair on monday lisa washed her hair on tuesday lisa washed her hair on wednesday lisa washed her hair in THURSDAY then her husband noticed that her shampoo had upset her ph balance her hair was all dried out and frizzy so he shot the bitch and moved to the city her husband got a job at a roller rink he tried to pick up chicks but he had a little dink he brushed his teeth with aim but it didnt matter nice fresh breath but his dink didnt get no bigger oh what a stupid world