in the 70's i used to hang around in bars
i'd let myself get picked up by jocks with sports cars
i'd let them take me back to their place
where i'd suck and fuck and fuck and suck and sit on their face

now i stay at home
i have sex over the phone
and i have what it takes to masturbate

then i got knocked up in the 80's
so i went to a clinic for ladies
the doctor stuck a suction hose up my cunt
the he scraped and sucked and sucked and scraped till he i killed that little runt

now i stay at home
i have sex over the phone
i know what it takes to masturbate

now i'm living in the 90's
AIDS killed all the junkies and the gays
but i'm still here cause i was my needles out with bleach
and i never went to one of those roman fucking bathes

oh eeh ooo awe
dream date of the 90's