We need some chicks up here!
So we can spray them down with beer!
We ain't Mott the Hoople with all those young dudes
We wanna see some girls with great big boobs!

Come up to the front it'll be lots of fun
Maybe Jimmie will show you his bum
Willy Jak will show you his prick
If you show us your great big boobs!

Now you might think that we're a pack of cunts
What do you expect from a bunch of drunks!
We don't do it for the money honey
We do it for the tits and a little bit of cunny!
Release the hostages