I'll count the colours in your eyes
If I must
My worldly possessions to you I'll entrust
I'll leave the big light on during a sunny summer day
I'll do any little thing that you say

If you'll be close
If you'll be near
If you'd be fine
To be mine, dear

If you'll be there
If you'll be here
If you wouldn't mind
Would you be mine dear
Would you be mine dear

I'll write a sonnet in the sky so you can see
I'll get you to wherever you think you ought to be
I'll do whatever you want
Or I could do nothing
If that's what you would prefer

If you'll be close
If you'll be near
If you'll be fine
To be mine dear

If you'll be there
If you'll be here
If you wouldn't mind
Would you be mine dear
Would you be mine dear
Would you be mine dear

Well at first they call
On my friends and enemies
I drink a mix of orange squash and antifreeze
I devote my life to breakfast in bed
To love and compassion
To giving you head

If you'll be close
If you'll be near
If you wouldn't mind
Would you be mine, dear
If you'll be there
If you'll be here
If you'll be fine
To be mine dear
To be mine dear
To be mine dear